idk bro, i just love food

cherry619:

reasons why I let conversations die

• i thought the convo was over
• i don’t know what else to say/add to keep it going
• i think i’m being annoying

reasons why I do not let them die

• i don’t like you 
• you’re annoying
• i am ignoring you

(via no-good-names-left)

saturgay:

sometimes im like ok i want to date someone but then im like idk people suck

(via rnackenzie)

neither:

willarnett:

i’m still laughing at this stupid video god

WTACH THIS

(via no-good-names-left)

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

Okay, that’s actually hilarious.

(via no-good-names-left)

meladoodle:

yeah but can bob the builder fix the economy

(via a-pedophile-from-the-corner)

didney-worl-no-uta:

(via a-pedophile-from-the-corner)

karinanirak:

karinanirak:

since no one nominated me this year I’m resorting to desperate measures

I’D JUST LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY

AND MY MOM

(via jensensations)

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

(via a-pedophile-from-the-corner)

• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
• *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
• *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
• *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
• *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
• *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(via a-pedophile-from-the-corner)